Forget regular lemonade: you’ve been with her too long, and she still hasn’t shut up about not getting the lead in the drama club’s production of Anything Goes. Honestly, let it go. But whoa now who is this new girl in school? She loaned you a pencil in Chemistry, and then winked at you when she bent over to pick up her books. So she’s very sweet, but also just a little bit tart. Ain’t nothing wrong with that. And with her pierced tongue and that offhand remark she made about her overbearing stepfather, there’s a hint of mystery about her. (Seriously, WTF is prickly pear?) You have no idea, but you will dedicate yourself to finding out. After school you’ll go three blocks out of your way just so you can walk past the house/grocery store where she lives. You hear her bedroom’s in the produce section, how kinky is that? You should ask her out before Country Time and Minute Maid hatch a plot to get her kicked out of school. Plain old lemonade can be such a bitch when it wants to be.