Last night I went to this place called The Fort and drank something known as Trade Whiskey, which is flavored with red pepper, tobacco, and gunpowder. It was pretty good, and this morning I woke up with long, luxurious chest hair.
I may have gone on record saying the ultimate drink is probably just plain old water, preferably really really cold and maybe even right out of the tap, depending on your plumbing sitch. And last night I was super-thirsty but too busy sleeping to get something to drink, Q.E.D. I was super-thirsty in my […]
The K4T Volvo makes its next stop in Richmond, VA. Information I am hoping someone can provide:
Are there any area restaurants that serve their own speciality beverages? Things that you can’t get anywhere else and that are not to be missed? Extra points for secret beverages that aren’t on the menu and require code words […]
Writing about the “hey let’s make our own soda!” stuff in the Fizzy Lizzy review got me to wondering: What if one day I just lost my mind and decided to invent my own drink in the garage and then tried to sell it. Maybe a flash-pasteurized peanut butter smoothie. Or cherry root beer.
So Fizzy Lizzy sent us some of their beverages to try out, because I guess they’re scrappy up-and-comers? Like three people in some cramped apartment in NYC? Allegedly someone named Lizzy got it in her head that she was going to make juice-and-seltzer drinks and then just went for it — are you buying […]
Dear Josh:
I remember the time you had sex with Sean Connery.
You gave yourself utterly to his ecstasy, so overwhelmed were you by his brute beauty. All through that long night–that night you prayed would never end–his passion was relentless, merciless. He reduced your soul to embers, your heart stirring in awe of the mastery, the […]
List of extinct sodas from the first half of the 20th century. [Thanks, Beth]
OK chum I gotta just quickly chime in on the whole Vitamin Water thing. I mean it’s this thing. These babies are everywhere. I feel like they’re going to supplant the whole Snapple stranglehold, given enough marketing dollars. I know you’ve already submitted your review but I need to deposit my fitty cents.
(And at […]
On second thought, maybe Josh will have that third helping of bacon-stuffed cupcakes.
Treasure trove of cream soda reviews released from hard drive.
Cream soda is one of those beverages that I have no qualms with, yet never drink. Like root beer. Or grape soda. Or strawberry soda. What beverages do you not drink, I wonder. [Thanks Michelle.]
