You wake up in a dingy basement, your hands shackled and chained to the very gross floor. There’s a dead body next to you, holding a tape player. The recorded message tells you the key to the chains has been implanted in your tongue. You notice a razor blade affixed to the wall nearby, right [...]
FDA Warns Consumers Not to Drink Bolthouse Farms Carrot Juice Due to Botulism Concerns. Hugely bad news for Bolthouse. Hopefully it’s just the result of some idiot not knowing how to use his refrigerator. If they go out of business, there will be a huge mango lemonade-shaped hole in my life.
Alert beverage-consumer Maura alerts us to Spykes, describing them thusly:
Served in nail polish-sized bottles. Flavors are spicy lime, hot melons (?!), spicy mango, and hot chocolate. It’s fortified with caffeine and guarana. What confused me the most was the instruction to “drink them as a shot or pour them in to [sic] your beer.”
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Bling H2O comes in Limited Edition, corked, 750ml, recyclable frosted glass bottles, exquisitely handcrafted with Swarovski Crysals.
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OK I am back from my trip to Ontario and I am here to report that Canada is not some strange foreign land. The parts of Ontario I saw were basically like an Iowa punctuated with West Hartford, Connecticuts, if that helps you place the area in your mental topography at all. They rely a [...]
