October 9th, 2006 / by Kevin

Bolthouse Farms Recall

FDA Warns Consumers Not to Drink Bolthouse Farms Carrot Juice Due to Botulism Concerns. Hugely bad news for Bolthouse. Hopefully it’s just the result of some idiot not knowing how to use his refrigerator. If they go out of business, there will be a huge mango lemonade-shaped hole in my life.

2 Comments

  • That is some blue news. I always steer clear of carrot juice anyway, but just yesterday stocked up on a slew of Mocha Cappuccino and Vanilla Chai. I bet the chai-making equipment totally touched the carrot juice-making robots and everything has botulism in it but I don’t even care. Riding that mocha wave is how I want to die.

  • Riding that mocha wave is how I want to die. I heard that’s how Freddie Mercury died.

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