October 3rd, 2006 / by Kevin

K4T vs Ontario

ontario-beerstore.jpgOK I am back from my trip to Ontario and I am here to report that Canada is not some strange foreign land. The parts of Ontario I saw were basically like an Iowa punctuated with West Hartford, Connecticuts, if that helps you place the area in your mental topography at all. They rely a bit too heavily on coin money, which is frankly gross and tiresomely historical, but whatever. I was just visiting.

Beverage-wise there were no real surprises, sadly. I was hoping to find something new and unheard of, the potable equivalent of poutine, perhaps, but nay. They drink what we drink, and I guess the world just seems a little bit smaller today. *sigh*

Here are some pictures I took with Gonzalo’s digital camera, when I could get it to work:

ontario-blackcherry-cream.jpg

Black Cherry soda comes in large and economically-effiecient plastic bottles! Josh maybe Canada is your religion’s idea of Heaven? Also: they decided that to have Cream Soda be red.

ontario-irnbru.jpg

IRN-BRU is in full-effect. I actually like this better over time.

ontario-trueblue.jpg

You can find TrueBlue there, unlike where I live. Although they were out of Blueberry Green Tea.

ontario-itzer.jpg

Itzer was the only beverage I came across that I hadn’t seen anywhere else. It’s USP is that it is red. Not exactly news. And not exactly tasty, either.

ontario-fruitopia.jpg

This was like whoa. Tangerine Wavelength is in full effect! I scanned the cartons, and there’s no mention of Coca-Cola anywhere on them. It’s like a breakaway faction of Fruitopia enthusiasts, high on patchouli fumes, have established an illicit indie revival of their favorite C-list beverage. If you look closely, the title actually reads F.R.U.I.T.O.P.I.A. and contains a small hidden logo of a muted post horn.

Ontario: the beverage revolution is brewing, but will involve resets of beverages you already know you don’t like.

4 Comments

  • IRN-BRU is rad.

  • Apparently “___ is in full effect” is the new “get your ___ on”.

  • DAMN IT I noticed I used it twice and then forgot to pull one in editing. Ah well. Let this entry stand as my own person Tomb of the Unknown Soldier or whatever.

  • What’s up with these trips to Canada? Can you get spruce beer in the USA? (I think it’s biere d’epinette in Montreal).

    When i was a kid the after school drink was… grenadine and milk. Sorry it’s true. This was in France. Every kid drank this. It rocked but I can’t find real grenadine anywhere or I’d try it again just to see.

  • Recent Comments

    • Walter: K4T is back! I stumbled across your site a couple years ago...
    • Sunday: Also: I am glad you're back....
    • Kevin: Aiii, right....
    • Sunday: Um, I think you mean "support" Prop 8....
    • john (Nifty News & Decent Deals): Welcome back, K4T. As with Lidia, I was giving things one l...
  • Search

  • Feed