September 20th, 2006 / by Kevin

Pepsi Fire & Ice

Pepsi Fire and Ice could rejuvenate the sex industry [with] temperature differential fellatio.

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  • “And oh the colas. They are never content with their colas. They add cherry, and vanilla, and then coffee flavor, and they take away the sugar, like a magician pulling away the tablecloth, and change the logo artwork, and keep you ever dancing, dancing, like a madman on a red-hot conveyor belt to hell; if you don’t dance in place and always buy more strange new soda then you’ll fall on your side and be whisked off to the scalding white-hot pits of brimstone and sulphur. That is what it is like to get out of bed each day in California.”

    -Peter H. Cropes (Nice Pete)
    http://peterhcropes.blogspot.com/

    Oh Achewood!

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