October 10th, 2006 / by Kevin
Scary Halloween Review: Tab Energy Drink
You wake up in a dingy basement, your hands shackled and chained to the very gross floor. There’s a dead body next to you, holding a tape player. The recorded message tells you the key to the chains has been implanted in your tongue. You notice a razor blade affixed to the wall nearby, right at the level of your mouth. With no small amount of weeping and wailing, you start licking.
5 Comments
October 10th, 2006 at 7:53 pm
way to make me not want to buy this, ever.
October 11th, 2006 at 2:59 am
it does kind of taste like hemorrhaging bubblegum. in a delicious sort of way.
October 12th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
I still think it tastes better than Red Bull.
October 12th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Awesome.
October 15th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
Ha ha did you Photoshop that pic yourself? You are teh CUTEST!