October 10th, 2006 / by Kevin

Scary Halloween Review: Tab Energy Drink
Rating: 1

tab-saw.jpgYou wake up in a dingy basement, your hands shackled and chained to the very gross floor. There’s a dead body next to you, holding a tape player. The recorded message tells you the key to the chains has been implanted in your tongue. You notice a razor blade affixed to the wall nearby, right at the level of your mouth. With no small amount of weeping and wailing, you start licking.

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