October 26th, 2006 / by josh
Trade Whiskey
Last night I went to this place called The Fort and drank something known as Trade Whiskey, which is flavored with red pepper, tobacco, and gunpowder. It was pretty good, and this morning I woke up with long, luxurious chest hair.
3 Comments
October 26th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
I’m not gonna lie to you, what happens next is you die of hemmorroids. Maybe NOW you’ll learn.
October 27th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
I had my first Rocky Mountain oyster at The Fort. My parents laughed and laughed. Good memories.
October 30th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Someone should mention that this place is in Morristown, Colorado and the food was excellent.
Leave a Reply