Why do diet sodas tastes bad? Because of the ingredients. GO SCIENCE.

Josh. Like you, I have been searching long and lean for a good tamarind soda. A lot of the tamarind sodas on the market today, they skimp on the tamarind flavor. I’ll just say it. The global tamarind beverage syndicate doesn’t want to hear it, but I will say it. The products they deliver are […]

Two varieties of Coca-Cola. Both sweetened with cane sugar, rather than high fructose corn syrup. On the surface–could they be more similar? And yet if we look a bit more closely, we find they have vastly disparate pedigrees. Which is the ultimate? K4T asks the impossible questions, in our continual pursuit of the incontrovertible truth.
The […]

I was in San Francisco recently and had the best alcoholic drink of my entire life: The Sultana, at Ponzu. I implore you to check it out if you’re ever in the area. Their mixologist is on some next-level shit. I feel like I’ll never find happiness again without that drink.

Man. This drink required a pantload of research. Maybe it’s just me being rusty at this beview shizz, but I felt like I was starting from nothing. What is red tea, and how does it stack up against black, green, white, regular and Lipton? Was I supposed to already know what rooibos is? And is […]

Dear Everyone–
I am back safe and sound, thanks very much to all the alert K4T readers who figured out the note and emailed J&G info about my whereabouts. Long story short, Josh’s maid, Thalia, who is extremely hot (no offense, J) also turned out to be a spy for the Pro-Cochineal Militia. What’s more, she […]

The password revealed, Bert Convy smiles. In retrospect, I should have guessed that first.
Regardless! Hello, fair (and extant) readers of the The Knowledge For Thirst website. I have finally managed to hack the system and procure a user name for myself. So much to unload, where to start. I imagine I don’t need to tell […]

Okay hold on, I think I’ve got this thing figured out, finally. Of course they couldn’t use Drupal or Joomla like sensible people.