Something beverage related overheard in New York. [Thanks, Marc]

A new beverage angle from Singapore. “Anything” is carbonated and comes in 6 flavors, “Whatever” is non-carbonated and comes in 7 flavors, but all the cans are generically labeled, so you don’t know which one you’ve got until you taste it. I guess this is for people who have just given up on life. […]

Josh I don’t know if you’re like me, talking to other people, having conversations and so forth. I sense not. But lately in my being social I have been meeting a growing number of people who cannot stand to drink plain water. They’re all: “Water? No thanks!” I guess they only drink juice and soda, […]

Some soft drinks might turn off your DNA. I read this and thought: No fair, I want to try Pepsi Max. Does that make me a bad person? Just a dumb person, I guess.

Fanning, I know you apologized via email for all the terrible things you did to me, and I definitely printed them all out (preserving your distinctive formatting, incl. the center-aligned text and purple Comic Sans) and put them in my “Precious Sentiments” file folder, but I don’t think I really believed you were sorry […]

Coca-Cola buys Glacéau for $4.1 billion. Now I can feel even dumber about all the SmartWater I drink.

Mindy from The Office mentions “second drink” in passing as she writes about the Mixed Berry Mojito, a concept that was mentioned in passing in the show itself — basically how melting ice in a girly cocktail will generate its own follow-up.

Pepsi Ice Cucumber [via neatorama]

Synergy Gingerberry Kombucha was about as fun to drink as you’d expect, for a beverage that lists “100% pure love!!!” as one of the ingredients. And then: “lactobacillus bacterium: 1 billion organisms ((Does that sound rounded-off or what.)).” And also, this: “Each batch is gently placed in a warm and spiritual environment where the walls […]

Things I Am Down With: A website about all the companies that still sell glass bottle sodas.