I need a soda train in my house, ASAP. I would update this site much more frequently if a train was constantly bringing me new beverages to try.

The Morning News has some recommendations on bottled drinks. Fuck them if they think they can horn in on our territory. We’ve reviewed many of those beverages here, so definitely compare the K4T review before running off to the store. Remember who your bevperts are.

A List Of Reasons Why I Might Possibly Need A Treat This Week:

Had a date but forgot how fast I get pit stains when the temperature is above 20 °C.
Wore my new hiphuggers but no one lovingly referred to me as a muffin top.
Sarah in Accounts Receivable did her impression of how loudly I blow […]

Portable alcoholic beverages?!?!? What the fuck next, I wonder.

Neat collection of mp3s from pop stars of yesteryear singing variations on the Coke theme song.

Dag Josh I wish you had been the one writing this beview because it would have been a great opportunity for you to do one of your patented Behind The Scenes dialogue imaginariums. Like you’ve got the Microsoft/Bungie people on one side of the room, and the Mountain Dew/PepsiCo suits on the other side, all […]

This ad makes me never want to drink Coke again. Seriously the part where the furry things climb up the bottle makes my skin crawl. Gross! They would totally get their hair all over the bottle. No bugs near my soda please ever. UGH God fuck this ad.

Aiiiiiieeeeee why do I even bother. Even though I’d already completely besmirched the name of this drink in the asides, when I came upon it in the wild, I allowed myself to get all curious and intrigued despite myself. Because god damn it, where I come from coconut + pineapple = piña colada, and that […]

Slate on sweet tea. I think I’ve only had lame imitations and never the real thing. Or at least I hope they were lame imitations because they were NAST.

Proof that internet top 10 lists are such a bunch of crap: this one includes Tab Cola.