August 27th, 2007 / by Kevin

Pocketshot

Portable alcoholic beverages?!?!? What the fuck next, I wonder.

3 Comments

  • These were released in Ireland about 2 years ago. The newspapers got angry because teenagers could smuggle them into discos in their armpits or wherever. Which is what, in fairness, they were obviously designed for. Eventually they got banned.

    I liked them because they made me feel like I was an astronaut. Little did I realise how right I was.

  • I just read about these in the Gourmet magazine newsletter. What? Are you supposed to take these along when hiking? Playing tennis? On a bike ride?

    Long car trip?

    What were they thinking?

  • This reminds me of Capri Sun. I used to love Capri Sun. I now love drinking…

    It could be perfect.

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