October 16th, 2008 / by Kevin

Dr Pepper Makes Good, Kind Of

I still do not believe for a second that Chinese Democracy is actually going to appear on November 25th, BUT I like the idea of a free Dr Pepper being the main result of all of Axl’s hard work. BUT it sounds like you will have to register on their website and give them your mailing address so they can send you a free soda coupon and then resell your info to various Russian & Nigerian marketing concerns, which is a total hassle and not worth it; you might as well just pay the dollar or whatever. Because anyway you know the guy at the Circle K is going to look at the coupon and be like Dude what the hell is this, and you’ll have to explain about the Chinese Democracy connection, and he’ll look at you all weird, because this guy is like 20, he doesn’t doesn’t know who the fuck GNFNR is, he doesn’t even know what a democracy is. Oh snap yes I did just go there. Anyways what was I saying. Josh have you seen that they’re selling Dr Pepper in football-shaped bottles these days? They are so cute but maybe too difficult to hold, I have the small hands of a delicate woman.

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