October 30th, 2008 / by Kevin

What a total verve

I had one of these the other day. I might review it, might not. The point I want to make is that the website really stresses me out for some reason. I don’t know if it’s the confusing flash interface or the ultra-hype techno assault, but the panic attacks that ensue definitely provide accurate synaesthesia for the effects of the beverage.

3 Comments

  • that website is terrifying.

  • Wow, you guys were not even joking. I actually screamed a little in my panic to hit the mute button and look away.

  • kevin mentioned in a post about mikes hard lime that wine isn’t favorable because it’s not sweet enough, so i propose you venture to try manischewitz grape kosher wine. it’s kind of like mixing 1 part grape juice, 1 part sugar, and 1 part cheap wine. and it’s like $3 a bottle.

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