A good article about Cel-Ray, at Nextbook. Do all religions have their own special beverages? I wonder. Imagine what a funny list we could make, if we were so inclined. But we’re not.

But if they’re not going to deliver the random stuff that’s hard to find at every single grocery and gas station in town, I’m not 100% sure what the point is. Yes this is another veiled reference to Baja Blast, so what.

The folks at Second Rate Snacks are doing top notch work in the field of Beverage Research, offering insightful analysis on topics such as “Mello Yello vs Mountain Dew”, “Fresca vs Squirt,” and “Sunkist vs Fanta vs Crush.” This is exactly the kind of scientific inquiry that is going to put America back on top.

I had one of these the other day. I might review it, might not. The point I want to make is that the website really stresses me out for some reason. I don’t know if it’s the confusing flash interface or the ultra-hype techno assault, but the panic attacks that ensue definitely provide accurate synaesthesia [...]

Some Russian variations on the new Pepsi logo.

Josh I know you were ready to make the new Coke designs your special girlfriend for a while back there, so I wondered if you had opinions on the new Pepsi stuff they’ve been talking about at Brand New. Like here and here and here.
It’s interesting that Pepsi is trying to reinvent their look by [...]

Sweet Mary McCree, this drink sounds amazing. Fresca + Tequila? I will buy.

I still do not believe for a second that Chinese Democracy is actually going to appear on November 25th, BUT I like the idea of a free Dr Pepper being the main result of all of Axl’s hard work. BUT it sounds like you will have to register on their website and give them your [...]

Neat, an update on the aforementioned Bolthouse Farms Ban:
The “Don’t Buy Bolthouse” campaign ended because the company’s chief executive “has provided us with a compelling perspective which clearly demonstrates the separation between Bolthouse Farms and . . . its founder, William Bolthouse,” Californians Against Hate said Wednesday in a written statement. That perspective, the statement [...]

This is terrible news! One of the owners of Bolthouse Farms donated 100k to fight support Proposition 8 in California. And apparently they have a history of funding wrong-headed shit. This takes one of my all-time favorite beverages off the table. I’ll miss you, Mango Lemonade, sorry your owners are a bunch of assholes.