Entries Tagged as 'bolthouse farms'

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Bolthouse Farms Prickly Pear Cactus Lemonade

Forget regular lemonade: you’ve been with her too long, and she still hasn’t shut up about not getting the lead in the drama club’s production of Anything Goes. Honestly, let it go. But whoa now who is this new girl in school? She loaned you a pencil in Chemistry, and then winked at you when [...]

Friday, May 12th, 2006

Bolthouse Farms Mango Lemonade

Is it wrong to have actual feelings of love for a juice? I’M NOT SAYING I DO, I’M JUST ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
We’ve talked about the Bolthouse Mango Lemonade via both email and html, so I felt like a proper review was in order. How’s this: LIQUID HEAVEN.
I drank one a few days ago, took [...]

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