The SoBe Love Bus recently pulled into town, and K4T got the exclusive interview with the kid who drives it!
K4T: Hey what’s up.
SoBe Kid: Hey.
K4T: You just drive around, showing off the beverages?
SoBe Kid: Yeah.
K4T: How’d you get hooked up with that gig?
Sobe Kid: My friend did it last summer. So…did you want to […]

I pretty much never ever drink SoBe juices. This bias is mainly the result of their lame-ass package design. The bottles are clunky, inelegant behemoths which are no fun to look at or hold. The lizard logo looks like a picture you’d see on the wall of the world’s dorkiest tattoo artist. The brushed metal […]

Had a Snapple Pink Lemonade recently. What’s the phrase I’m looking for. Pedestrian workmanship, maybe? Bursting with adequatulence? Like many Snapple flavors it’s no alarms, no surprises. I guess I like my juices a little more risky. It’s fine enough. Although halfway through drinking it I almost threw up and had to pull the car […]