Entries Tagged as 'hfcs'

Friday, July 6th, 2007

Faygo Rock & Rye

Been in Indiana recently. Home of blah, blah and blah, whatever it says on Wikipedia today, but most importantly: the home of Faygo. Well not home of, I guess, but they have it there. Close enough. Here are some good pictures I took as proof:

I mainly avoid the stuff, no offense to my homies in […]

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

7UP with Cane Sugar

When I first tore open your box of rad sodas from Homer, I have to admit my “thirst boner” took a small dive when I saw the bottle of 7UP. I was all: Why did that dude send me this pedestrian swill. I guess having it in a glass bottle is pretty novel, but […]

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Goya Coconut Soda

Josh do you remember the time I had that coconut drink with all the moist chunks in it? What about do you remember the time I had the coconut drink that spit in my mouth? FORGET ALL THOSE TIMES because I have a new coconut beverage.
What is it about coconut, I wonder. It keeps luring […]

Monday, August 28th, 2006

Yoo-Hoo Dyna-Mocha

Man, when was the last time I had Yoo-Hoo? Probably twenty years ago, at least. Ugh. I don’t want to get all heavy about my Early Circumstances, but Yoo-Hoo was one of the beverages of my youth that my dad and brother both loved and I couldn’t stand. Moxie being the other. My inability to […]

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

SoBe National Tour 2006

The SoBe Love Bus recently pulled into town, and K4T got the exclusive interview with the kid who drives it!
K4T: Hey what’s up.
SoBe Kid: Hey.
K4T: You just drive around, showing off the beverages?
SoBe Kid: Yeah.
K4T: How’d you get hooked up with that gig?
Sobe Kid: My friend did it last summer. So…did you want to […]

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006

Black Cherry Vanilla Coke

Alright, pursuant to the last post. Judging from some comments and conversations I’ve had since, I’m not the only person who wasn’t aware that Black Cherry Vanilla Coke has been on the market since ~7 months aft. A media brown-out like that means either a) we’re cankles-deep in a viral marketing campaign that has yet […]

Thursday, July 6th, 2006

Ohana Raspberry Lemonade

I’ve been in Indiana for the past week, what’s your excuse? I come back to find the office a complete mess and Gonzalo wearing only what I’m 90% certain are a pair of your tighty whiteys, what’s up. Anyways, shite state of affairs out there, I’m sad to report: there is fuck-all to drink. I […]

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

Jones Soda Blue Bubble Gum

I don’t think we’ve talked about Jones Soda. Have we? I don’t pay real close attention. Frankly I never really considered it a full-fledged beverage, but just some kind of hipster novelty that you find in used record stores along with Buck Rogers lunchboxes and Pee-Wee Herman dolls and whatever.
What I’m saying is they try […]

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

Thums Up

Thums-Up Cola is marketed in India as a manly drink, (i.e. right up my alley) and they got off on the good foot with me before I even had one taste. Here’s what I liked about the bottle:

Bottle cap was NOT a twist-off, so it required extreme manliness and/or bottle opener to pry off;
The bottles […]

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

100% Natural 7UP

So I picked me up a six of the All Natural 7UP just to see what the fuss was about. The bev community is being torn asunder by this hurly-burly. It just makes me sad more than anything else. Friends who once shared shitty white tea in the spirit of brotherhood are now calling into […]

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