Entries Tagged as 'hfcs'

Friday, May 5th, 2006

Inca Kola

Inca Kola (”The Golden Kola”) is like no kind of cola I ever had, but don’t let that deter you. It’s from Peru (where it’s more popular than Coke) and if history has taught us nothing else, it’s taught us that 27 million Peruvians are rarely, if ever, wrong.
It’s very sweet, which always wins points [...]

Friday, April 28th, 2006

AriZona Sweet Tea

I’ve never been 100% on what differentiates sweet tea from like regular tea with sugar in it, aside from it being made in the South. Maybe it’s that you add sugar while it’s still brewing, or maybe you whip up sugar syrup of some kind? Or maybe it’s just that little touch of down-home Southiness [...]

Thursday, February 19th, 2004

Top Secret Marketing Data

I shall soon be fired for sharing this hot and confidential psychographic information which I just noticed on a document here at work, but it’s worth it to finally educate you on the difference between all the “single-serve juice and tea drinks.”
SoBe: Fun, crazy, in-your-face, extreme. New age, hard-core drink for people who don’t play [...]

Monday, January 19th, 2004

Snapple What-a-Melon

So just now I was in the office kitchen, about to buy another g-d damned Sunkist from the vending machine when I see an unfamiliar label amongst the two rows that are devoted to Snapple. The bottle is turned away so I can’t quite make out all the details and I’m leaning in close trying [...]

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