I was going to detail my six-month bender, which I thought I’d pretty accurately documented in my “Moleskine” (a sheaf of liquor store receipts held together by a dirty purple scrunchie), but as I look over my notes here I’m starting to realize that a) they don’t correspond to reality, and b) they don’t even [...]
Dear Everyone–
I am back safe and sound, thanks very much to all the alert K4T readers who figured out the note and emailed J&G info about my whereabouts. Long story short, Josh’s maid, Thalia, who is extremely hot (no offense, J) also turned out to be a spy for the Pro-Cochineal Militia. What’s more, she [...]
The password revealed, Bert Convy smiles. In retrospect, I should have guessed that first.
Regardless! Hello, fair (and extant) readers of the The Knowledge For Thirst website. I have finally managed to hack the system and procure a user name for myself. So much to unload, where to start. I imagine I don’t need to tell [...]
Excellent news for denizens of the Windy Apple: starting next week, K4T will have a bi-weekly column in Time Out Chicago. We’ll be reviewing all the latest beverages as they hit the market and blindly grope their way towards a target demographic.
If you don’t live within fetching distance of a Chicago-area newsie, fret not: [...]
