Monday, October 27th, 2008
Radiopaque Smoothie EXCLUSIVE
So this is happening.
Entries Tagged as 'smoothie'
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
Silk Live! Mango Smoothie
No idea how to pronounce the second word this one. In my quiet moments I cradle the bottle like a helpless infant in my hands and say things like “Silk!…Live, damn you!” Like in an exasperated Charlton Heston voice. And pronouncing it with a short “i.” Ah fuck, humor about heteronyms is basically impossible on [...]
Tuesday, July 8th, 2003
Snapple-A-Day Meal Replacement
Yesterday, instead of my normal lunch (whatever twigs and nuts I can scavenge from the bird feeder outside my cubicle window) I had one of them Snapple-a-Day Meal Strawberry Banana Meal Replacement beverages.
The question that I’m sure you’re asking right now is: Well, did it actually replace a meal?
The answer is: What am I, a [...]
Tuesday, July 1st, 2003
Fuze Mixed Berry Refresh
OK, Mister Fuze Shill, I picked up two bottles of this alleged fairy-nectar, allowing a tiny ray of hope to penetrate my blackened heart. I popped open the Agave Cactus Replenish (and after weeks of Snapple, it was sort of disconcerting to open a bottle without a plastic seal around the lid — I felt [...]
Wednesday, June 11th, 2003
Jamba Juice
Dang, dude. Now I’m sitting here totally wanting a hardcore smoothie, like posthaste. As you know, I came of age in California, and I think the whole concept of an entire store devoted solely to smoothies really came of age in that state, too (as did the whole “wrap” sandwich shop phenom). And yet the [...]
